Why Merely Survive
A birdman holds a knife and says, “At least my survival knife will make things easier…” and a reposing lizard woman in a ski jacket asks, “But why merely survive…when we have with us Glam-chete!” as a giant knife with a green crystal blade and lens floats above her. Text then reads, “Glam-chete catches fish! Gathers berries! Collects wood! Tends campfires! Glam-chete even tells ghost stories and sings songs!”